But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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