her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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