i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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