just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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