I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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