Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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