No stitches, just platelets and will power
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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