I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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