We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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