Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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