Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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