I heard we made out
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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