Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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