At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Randomize