Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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