I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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