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He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.

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(740): He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy. http://tfl.nu/j5xn

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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"

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(954): I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies" http://tfl.nu/cnee

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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.

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(305): It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me. http://tfl.nu/n11o

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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex

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I'm on my period, period, period

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(540): birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex (703): I'm on my period, period, period http://tfl.nu/vsrk

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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.

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(515): She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself. http://tfl.nu/imt6

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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.

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(916): It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her. http://tfl.nu/zc22

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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.

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(203): There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper. http://tfl.nu/r5h8

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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?

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(512): I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I? http://tfl.nu/ch97

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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.

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(216): if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle. http://tfl.nu/1h86

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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.

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(860): TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell. http://tfl.nu/0dz9

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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message

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(203): I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message http://tfl.nu/s744

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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny

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(678): The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny http://tfl.nu/ejq7

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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.

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(303): Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk. http://tfl.nu/7e65

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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx

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(619): had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx http://tfl.nu/v96h

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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.

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(630): He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed. http://tfl.nu/3aeb

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