It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You left your phone here
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