This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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