What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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