I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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