Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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