You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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