So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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