Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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