Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
only if we run a train.
done.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
