can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Too much gin, very little bucket
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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