I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Everyone says I win the strip club
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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