Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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