STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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