McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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