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(815): View more from Illinois

Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.

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(520): View more from Arizona

my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

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(718): View more from New York

he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty

(917): View more from New York City

smooth operator

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people

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(386): View more from Florida

Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

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