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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette

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(339): I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette http://tfl.nu/67ko

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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

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(210): they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird http://tfl.nu/vuhd

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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky

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(317): we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky http://tfl.nu/igrt

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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything

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(561): oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything http://tfl.nu/egks

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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...

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(651): Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying... http://tfl.nu/qpg3

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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?

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(502): I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here? http://tfl.nu/c5kh

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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions

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(972): The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions http://tfl.nu/nm0a

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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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(908): I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!" http://tfl.nu/rdw8

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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.

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(307): He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment. http://tfl.nu/tvxk

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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.

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(515): your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head. http://tfl.nu/jev3

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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.

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(260): I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is. http://tfl.nu/8her

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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra

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(260): I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra http://tfl.nu/100u

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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff

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(229): I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff http://tfl.nu/s9sx

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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.

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(504): Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene. http://tfl.nu/djh9

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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.

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It was so scary.

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(405): I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out. (405): It was so scary. http://tfl.nu/0h8m

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