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(313): View more from Michigan

Spring semester is just not the same w/o you

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.

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(410): View more from Maryland

she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.

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(210): View more from Texas

By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE

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Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
Read it at the TFLN blog
(413): View more from Massachusetts

woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes

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(314): View more from Missouri

I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.

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(360): View more from Washington

What's life without a pregnancy scare?

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(817): View more from Texas

Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.

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