Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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