You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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