jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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