love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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