Are we in a gay sports bar?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"