This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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