I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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