No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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