Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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