Kareoke will never be a sober sport
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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