Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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So many bounce houses so little time
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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