that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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