so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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