So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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