Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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