Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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