And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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