im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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