Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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