I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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