As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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