Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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