But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You're a waste of cheezeits
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
