i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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