Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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