He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I just found puke in my bra..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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