didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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