So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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